Friday morning news feed

Iranian General and Iraqi militants

killed in drone strike

World War III starts on Saturday

disrupting coverage of the football playoffs

Pundits say the world will end on Tuesday

but they got it wrong, again

proxy countries will fight it out

with the help of our volunteer army

and unemployed Russian mercenaries and

the next refugee crisis begins on Wednesday

Kanye and Kim have found

religion on reality TV

proving you don’t need a life

to have a life on social media

The nice brown folks who cooked

in your favorite restaurant

bused the tables, cleaned your home

and mowed your grass last week

are enjoying adults-only

concentration camp vacations

While their kids are sent on free

camping trips complete with

cages and concrete floors

paid for by tax dollars

of our working poor

Meanwhile, our president

is going mano-a-mano on Twitter

with Kim Jong-un from the rough

to the right of the 13th hole

of the Mar-a-Lago golf course

But don’t worry, Christie Brinkley

still looks hot in a red bikini

lounging on a private yacht

off some secluded Caribbean island

And all us aging Boomers

have renewed hope

of looking good after age 65

while cavorting in a cancerous sun

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