Category: humor
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Style trends of a modern squirrel
White socked squirrel Did you dress in the dark this morning Grab three brown socks and one white Doesn’t your mother check you Before you leave the hutch? Chewing on a nut You sit on the fence rail Stare back in studied nonchalance Is this a fashion statement, A rebellion or do you even care?…
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haiku for 1st of September
the skies speak of rain but my weather app doesn’t confirm iPhone apple sauce 9-1-21
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Purple Blouse and Red Shoes Dates Online
purple blouse and red shoes asks “Are you Dan?” you smile and say, “No” she sits down at the table by the door asks every man who looks at the purple blouse “Are you Dan?” man comes up to purple blouse and says “Hi, I’m Dan” “I’m sorry I’m late. May I buy you coffee?”…
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The story John and Paul never sang about Rocky
During mating season A nine ringed tailed male raccoon Does not stop to count the rings On an eight ringed tailed female 8-19-21
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flat earth haiku
flat earthers believeon horizon’s edge cruise shipsrock dangerously 8-13-21
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Vanity Fair
Dear Vanity Fair, tell Condé Nast Don’t mess with my fame Cover my name with a damn mailing label When I make your magazine cover Remember not everyone was gifted with My skill set to exploit social media algorithms I deserve full exposure So everyone may see my name In full stiff capital letters 8-8-21
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Of squirrels and cats
plump feral cat lounges in yard squirrels are wary but unafraid hunger makes a hunter fast please, don’t feed our feral cats 8-7-21
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Advice for driving uber in Five Points
a rose fragrance swinging on a string from rear view mirrors makes monitoring drunk students smell a wee bit better 8-7-21
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Fairy tale for billionaires
If when the beanstalk was cut down The giant fell on Jack His mother and their wretched little house We would know The name of the giant and Not a fleeing petty criminal 8-3-21
My husband's poetry 