Contemplating a biking lifestyle

Some days you think

you might join a cycling club,

take up riding a bike, again.

But form fitting biking shorts

make your butt look scrawny

and your penis too small,

Lycra pinches your testicles,

Spandex jerseys slide up

exposing your pot belly,

and it’s hard to text

while riding

into a headwind.

9-10-22