Irreverent poem written from a prompt

12/14 – See and Hear

‘Teaching the Deaf to See’

On a blind date, Underdog must sniff ass

‘Cause Sweet Polly Purebred looks like Joan Rivers

Olive Oyle’s voice is sandpaper on glass

Popeye and Bluto fight over bones

Tits and sass, Annette Funicello or Haley Mills

Walt Disney fantasizes about Tinker Belle

Epstein and Maxwell, Rocky and Bullwinkle

Mr. Peabody & Sherman, Mr. Big watches Boris & Natasha

Francis Scott Key, “Oh, say can you see?”

American Nightmare, Faux News on TV

Roy Rogers rides Dale Evans bareback,

Happy trails to you

12-14-21