Poem Inspired when Driving in the Far Left Lane and Needing to Be in the Far Right Lane And Remembering You were Going to Buy Your Wife a Large Pike Blend During Heavy Morning Traffic

Shit, damn it – get off my ass

Don’t you see my turn signal?

(Nod your head, wave thank you)

To the driver who let you slide over one lane

Shit, damn it – you didn’t get over enough

Drive past your turn

(Nod your head, wave thank you)

To the driver who let you slide over at the next turn

Shit, damn it – drive thru line a mile long

Do you want room for cream?

(Nod your head, wave thank you)

To the driver who let you back in traffic to drive home

4-20-21