Questions for a podophiliac

Tell me, what’s so cool

about glass slippers

you only wear at royal balls?

Calves are sexier in high heels

and the butt angle

is more inviting.

When I think of slippers

I think of fuzzy comfort

to keep your feet warm

not something that may shatter,

if a Prince Charming

steps on your foot.

Only a brain dead oaf believes

Cinderella is the only woman

with that shoe size.

I notice the eyes,

smile and how

they treat the service staff.

Disney said

she had blond hair;

why not start there?

Then the eyes and

did she have halitosis

or bad teeth?

What if she has

small feet, strong body odor

and the personality of a snake?

Will she have to wear glass slippers

to bed for him to get an erection

before she flees at midnight?

If her feet swell when she’s pregnant,

will he send the slippers

out to find a fitting wench?

9-4-20

*podophilia, a sexual fascination or fetish for feet