Folklore 101

Grandpa said varmints nest in wood piles

He made mom move the wood pile every week

A snake or rat was never seen in their wood pile

Something about southern cockroaches on steroids evokes

Screams and thrown shoes from my wife and makes me laugh

I moved our wood pile and palmetto bugs did not scurry

It has become American folklore tradition and heritage

That when intelligent voters move their wood piles regularly

Gun toting, racist, idiots will have nowhere to live

5-6-20