If ancient Egyptians preferred possums
instead of cats, would folks share
grinning photos of possums on Facebook
If early man had domesticated lions
instead of horses, would we market
pink lions with rainbow tails to little girls
If gold was as common as red clay
and diamonds were grains of sand
would it still glitter on your finger?
If cars ran on grass
would international conglomerates
pay royalties to mow your lawn?
If money really did grow on trees
would we find something else
to kill and starve our neighbors for?
If pinky toes were a sex craze
would we make women
wear socks on the beach?
If slugs were social creatures and
became our best friend
would we know their owners by
the slime trails on their sweaters and slacks?
2-12-20
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